how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant
look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)
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i never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized
you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms
but instead
you chose to kissdamn.
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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I’m sure David Karp cracks up when he see what his little babies do with his little page
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